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marshmallow your mum 

Hey. Phil told you not to look it up on here! Leave now
I’m going to marshmallow your mum, Dan.

Don’t look that up on Urban Dictionary.
marshmallow your mum by Ava.1212 October 31, 2017
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marshmallow your mum 

A very bad insult originally made up by the online entertainer (not porn) Philip Michael Lester. Is often said with little or no context. Is said to never be looked up on Urban Dictionary.
Dan: "I'll hide the marshmallows down your throat
Phil: "I'll marshmallow your mum"
Dan: "im sure that's a disgusting sex act, right there."
Phil: "don't look that up on Urban Dictionary"

I'll marshmallow your mum 

To anyone here not because of Dan (aka Daniel Howell/ Danisnotonfire in the older days) and Phils (Amazingphil) recent Halloween video, then I apologise sincerely but you will have to look harder. For those of you who are then well done you are dedicated.
'I'll marshmallow your mum!' said Phil pushing dan to the side.

Marshmallow your mum 

what phil is going to do to dan's mum
dan: ill hide em down your throat
phil: ill marshmallow your mum

ur mum gay lol

The ultimate form of an insult. Usually used as a finishing move on the strongest of opponents to show that your intellect is stronger and more advanced.
Person 1: You so lame that not even gravity will pull you closer
You: ur mum gay lol
ur mum gay lol by A center for ants October 30, 2017
A Mum who lives in Discovery Bay, Hong Kong who is probably the wife of a pilot and doesn't have a job. These mums often have nothing to do with their life, so they buzz around in their golf carts attending their children's lessons and hovering over every little thing that they do. They are also infamous for complaining about the smallest of things through facebook.
The DB Mum complained about their neighbours on the facebook group DB Mums
DB Mum by GA YAU HEUNG GONG October 12, 2019