metcalfing (verb):

1. To disclose illegal or immoral activities while unwittingly giving clues to the individual's true identity.
My buddy got caught metcalfing on a dating site by his wife.
by MrTIggr March 15, 2012
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Another word preferable to the more immature "Dirt Road" term.

Is a reference to poop stuck on your anal hairs.

-Oh dear, I can't crap due to the immense metcalfing of my anal region.

-Oh shit, I forgot to wipe my bum properly and now sport a massive metcalfe.
by Alex Metcalfe June 6, 2006
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Bling-blingin', so bling-blingin' that you just can't get more bling-blingin' then a Metcalfe.
You so Metcalfe, man. So Metcalfe, that you just can't get more Metcalfe.
by Gangster Cardio October 7, 2005
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Koby is the MULLET DADDY ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
his HOT ASF and is always on his THRONE (the toilet) HES TAKEN by the one and only donkeyyyy his funny smart, got the best personality ANDDD GOT THE BEST CUDDLES. he LEGIT loves food SOOO MUCH and has got a fatty ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘idc what yous say but i'd take a bullet for this mf ๐Ÿ’—
his mum- anyone hungry

koby metcalf - FUCK YEAH
by donkeydonkeydonkey123 October 16, 2021
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