Fest

When you fest about, sitting about doing anything that results in you smelling, ie sex, masturbation, eating shit etc, doing nothing for long periods of time

this can be a group activity or on your own

ive been festing all day
lets have a fest sesh

by Mr Birling April 26, 2009

feste

A person, item or situation that is particularly distateful. Derived from a character in shakespeares twelth night.

"you are so feste"

"that is so feste"

by hackerslut August 30, 2006

fest

to get sloppy hammered, almost deeming yourself extinct to man.
festing and fested

John: What are you gonna do today Mike Nelko?

Mike Nelko: Im gonna fest all day and then masturbate before my eyes shut me down.

by Efstathios Papadopoulos July 9, 2004

fest

If something fests, it is festant, and therefore smells incredibly bad

OH MAN!! Get that it away from me, it fests!

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

fest

The state of mind after bunning massive amounts of good south FLA BIP.

(Step out of fogged out whip)"Yo son I am Fest!

by Sizzle & Big Doc October 20, 2003

Fest

Probably the worst cigs you can buy, coming from belarus, costing only 1.20€ a pack , lots are imported to the UK.

Person 1 - "Lemme bum a smoke frlm that guy over there
Person 2 - "Wouldn't recommend it, he's smoking Fest

by Equez August 16, 2018

fest

word of dundonian origins, terms used to descrice something good such as a nice looking young female

thats fest,or shes fest as fuck

by superdave and eagle i April 21, 2004