A Plumber for Nintendo who does Mushrooms and Has been doing them for almost 30 years or so. Every time, he stumbles in a endless Search of a princess that does not give a single shred of attention to him and Defeat this Turtle/Dragon/Dinosour/Ke$ha being who likes castles and Has been begging to get into The princesses Panties every time but most likely has because there is no way Bowser can wait that long for a peice of Ass. Mario usally can be found talking to his gay brother Luigi about Saving "HER" again for the 50th time and with his Slaves or the Toby/Tyrone-Named Midgets, "Toads" and their all the Same height and have the same voice. Sometimes Reggie Fills or whoever runs Nintendo would find Mario and Force to Play random Sports and Drive Go Karts or Be in a fighting Games that Have all of Nintendos Prositutes like Samus Aran, the most Succulent Truffle I have ever tasted
Kid that Never Played a Game: "Who is That, Daddy? Is that Super Mario?"
Dad: "Oh no, Hes High Again! We are leaving Son!
Kid: "But Mario looks like Hes Making a New Game! Super Mario Sexy time with Luigi!?"
Dad: "Oh no, Hes High Again! We are leaving Son!
Kid: "But Mario looks like Hes Making a New Game! Super Mario Sexy time with Luigi!?"
by F0REVER UNREAL February 10, 2011
When a female uses her own fingers, in her own ass, for the sole purpose of pulling them out and unsuspectingly swiping them across the upper lip of the guy (or girl) that she is hooking up with.
I was fucking this guy and he wouldn't stop squirming around, so I reached around and gave him a Super Mario.
I just wanted him to fuck my brains out but he kept fiddling around with a condom so I reached behind me to prep my fingers for a nice saucy Super Mario.
I just wanted him to fuck my brains out but he kept fiddling around with a condom so I reached behind me to prep my fingers for a nice saucy Super Mario.
by My real name is Al! July 29, 2010
The name for "Jumperman" the character created in Donkey Kong (Arcade). He is now known almost exlusively as Mario and Super Mario.
Named after Nintendo's landlord at the time.
Named after Nintendo's landlord at the time.
by Artifishalfish December 19, 2006
CHAMBODONGUSMCGEE THE SECOND: BRO DID YOU SEE THE NEW SUPER MARIO GAME IT WAS RADICAL
JAMBINGTON HANGLEDORF THE THIRD: YEAH I THINK IT WAS GNARLY
JAMBINGTON HANGLEDORF THE THIRD: YEAH I THINK IT WAS GNARLY
by Thelastbanana May 10, 2021
Super Mario is a pop-culture icon from around the 80's to 90's and was the star of Donkey Kong and Super Mario World. Since his introduction into the world by nintendo, he has become an icon to gamers worldwide, from people who hang around on the internet all day, to fat losers who won't get laid until they're 40. Mario's marketing would give Satan a boner. But all in all, Mario is still one of gaming's beloved icons.
"It's a-me, Mario! I'm a-gonna rip a-you a new ass-a-hole!!
Luigi: "oh, you stereotypical bastard, you!"
Luigi: "oh, you stereotypical bastard, you!"
by Mako Gekirou March 21, 2005
The plumber from all the nintendo games that have Mario in the title. Mario saves the Princess all the time from that fat fuck Bowser. After saving the Princess Mario gets the urge to bone the Princess but little does the know Bowser and all his minions have busted a train on her ass!
Mario: Ma Ma Mia! Why are u walking that way?
Princess Peach: I cant remember just know I'm fukin sore!
Princess Peach: I cant remember just know I'm fukin sore!
by ASESSINO April 30, 2004
by pink testicles March 16, 2021