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stargate 

a big circular ring kida flushes sidways, u know what i mean, capable of almost instatanious travel between connecting stargates (usally about 3 seconds), anyway dont get in the way or the unstable vortex (kawoosh) it will sort of kill u, oh yeah matter cannot rematerialise on the other end untill the whole unit has passed through, god speed.
"ya know big round thing flushes sideways" : J O'neill
"tell him mr man who has the stargate is hear" : J O'neill
stargate by Dr Fumbles McStupid August 15, 2006
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Stargate 

A school in Thornton, Colorado run by Mr. Cable (Respect) and Daddy Richardson. Supposedly for "gifted" kids. Only the spedlings enjoy going to the school.
Bro, do you go to Stargate?
Yeah, its fucking horrible.
Stargate by Challie Eme December 12, 2019

Stargate 

A sci-fi show on the syfy channel.
Stargate has futuristic stuff. Sci-fi IS futuristic stuff
Stargate by Z0rletos February 1, 2010

StarGate 

what you call a really sluty girls vagina
dude that girl britney has such a huge stargate jim went back to like the dinosaur age
StarGate by bill the crazy mofo August 10, 2009

Stargate 

1 A extremly large vagina

2 A big birth canal

3 A caverness like vagina that can sustain a echo if yelled in to at a sufficient volume.

4 A slack vagina
1 that girl i had sex with last night had the biggest vigina it wasn't even sex. i just materialised through that stargate.

2 My wife has a stargate my kids practicly cart wheeled out.

3 I have yet to meet a Oregon women with out a stargate in the pants
Stargate by Veratas July 6, 2009

stargate 

"he unexpectedly activated my Stargate when he was going down on me"
stargate by i am super amazing December 15, 2008

Stargate 

1. A number of shitty versions of the exact same show. Representing just how boring a show can get with traits such as horrible acting, nerdy characters, really bad writing and fake shitty looking aliens.

It has been reported that people have used it to torcher there victims, even within seconds of the show starting the victim will have blood running from there eyes. In some casses there has been seizures if watched for long periods of time such as 30 seconds

In some very rare cases people have died instantly,
if u were lucky enough to have survived watching it, You would have turned into a huge nerd.

Stargate can also be used as the word shit and/or crap
Wow look at that Hyundai Excel it sure is a stargate.

Im going to the toilet to do a stargate.
Stargate by beauty man January 11, 2011