sporning

This occurs when a man is actively watching a sporting event on TV while surfing for porn on his laptop simultaneously.

My boyfriend, Paul, spends most of his leisure time sporning on the couch.

by five9red October 30, 2009

sporn

wow! look at those mushrooms sporning!!! have you ever seen something so beautiful in your entire life??

by marissa December 14, 2003

"Hurry up and watch that sporn on Youtube before it gets removed."

by sporn July 11, 2008

Spoon and Fork misused when you put them together.

An often mistake when you speak too fast.

"I found some more Sporns in the dishwasher! wait , Sporns?!"

by AngeliqueRose August 1, 2008

Noun- Concatenation of "spam" and "porn." Anyone with a Hotmail account (or any email account for that matter), has their inbox filled with "sporn."

Matt anxiously checked his Hotmail inbox for relevant email from his honey, but alas, it was filled to the brim with unncessary SPORN.

by Matt December 24, 2002

When people on websites spam porn on comments or their profile pic.

God damnit, im tired of seeing these homos posting their gay sporn.

by urmom675467548 April 24, 2010

If an item is sporned it is produced from the nothing in a jammy (lucky) manor.

Sporny - A jammy individual
spornicus - A very sporny individual

by Gavin Ithacus October 6, 2006