Spooge

To Rob someone of their meth at knife-point

Person 1: give me all your money! This is a spooge!

person 2: okay, just don't hurt me!

by Thermite was stolen April 1, 2023

Spooge

A mixture of mayonnaise and ketchup similar to Russian dressing.

Can I dip my fries in your spooge Adam?

by latenightspinning July 6, 2020

Spooge

A mixture of sperm(skeet) and pussy juice.

Afterward, I had spooge all over my balls.

by bulk May 9, 2006

Spooge

a weird or gross substance of any kind; bodily fluids; crusty, gooey, oozy, etc; a person who does not shower regularly.

Ew, what is that spooge on your shorts?
or, That kid smells. He is a total spooge

by Megan November 2, 2004

Spooge

Man Fat; Population Paste; John Merricks potential

Its all over your mums face.

by Chinton March 7, 2005

Spooge

Any ejaculate, male or female.
The act of ejaculation
Anything that contains excessive/gratuitous amounts of ejaculate, also spoogy

Damn, bukkake is full of spooge

by Antar the Dragon God January 13, 2003

Spooge

When something oozes out or spills.

I made a pb & j sandwich and I used so much jelly that it started to spooge out the sides.

by rahali08 August 22, 2017