Sploop

A mixture of sperm, blood, and poop.

(cherie)-"Whats that on your pants"?
(christina)-"sploop, probably. I just had anal sex"!
(cherie)-"Youre such an ass slut"!

by SHITTALKCOCK December 6, 2017

An incognito way of expressing your desire to smoke a bong. Usually used when parents or children are around.

by Crisis31 April 21, 2010

Splooped

The unfortunate event of water being splashed upon your butt while pooping.

I feel like I need a shower! I splooped all over myself!

by Jadyone January 8, 2009

To be mainly attracted to Big 6'5" Hugarian Males that have extremely hairy chests and clean shaven faces.

Aaron:OMG have you seen Dave recently ?
Adacan:Nah why
Aaron: I think he is turning me Sploop-Sexual!

by BIG D BEAN GREEN March 20, 2023

Hey baby, I'm ready for a little sploop-doop-n-do-do

by Brandon19 October 6, 2006

A mixture of splooge (ejaculate) and poop in the anal cavity thanks to anal

Me and my wife havent have sex in a while, but when she forgot to flush, I saw it was sploop

by catchingfire3 April 4, 2020

A big looser, no one likes them , smell very bad

Person 1:look at that guy over there

Person 2:what a sploop

by Superduperfungirl April 22, 2019