Snow storm is lesser known version of a chimpout but with white people. Its when a large group of angry white people show their ignorance and act out in a non-human manner. Usually at political rallies or demonstrations, concerts, sporting events, and sometimes just a couple of individuals in a restaurant.
PERSON ONE: "Man you see that craziness happening at that Tea party rally, so much ignorance."
PERSON TWO: "Yea, it was a total Snow Storm.
PERSON TWO: "Yea, it was a total Snow Storm.
by mr. mike March 28, 2017
Brandon's (Shreddus Maximus) solo project campaigned in the 80's in and around the Corpus Christi area. Headed by Brandon "Shredus Maximus" (lead guitar) and "Oreo" (Drummer) formerly of "Pistols and Petals". The apex of the bands career was a 70 minute guitar shred/solo by "Shredus Maximus" while "Oreo" went into a epileptic fit/trance for the duration at the Battle of the Bands '86. The band rocked hard and partied even harder, which eventually led to the downfall of Snow Storm. When the band got so blown out they could not pronounce their own names or hold up their instruments they knew it was the end. Also see "waste of rock talent".
Damn did you hear Snow Storm rip that shit up at the bar last night? Yeah so hard they made a fuckin' blizzard bro.
by D Rock 1 October 19, 2007
An intricate masturbatory position requiring the masturbator to be in an inverse of the Z vector tangential to the earth's surface i.e. hanging from a pull-up bar via gravity boots. This form requires strength, finesse, deep concentration, preperation, and most importantly aim. When climax is reached, the ejaculate (if directed properly) will descend gracefully like snowflakes on a Winter's day.
Advanced techniques can be applied to create a reining flurry. As one approaches the apex, vigorous pendulum-like motions combined with slight torquing of the hips can cause the trajectory of the ejaculate to scatter forming a ferocious blizzard.
It is crucial for the masturbator to be properly prepared with all required materials within arms reach. Due to the excessive blood flow and disorientation, failure to prepare in this advanced position can cause irrational thinking, broken bones, and abashed relationships with kin.
Advanced techniques can be applied to create a reining flurry. As one approaches the apex, vigorous pendulum-like motions combined with slight torquing of the hips can cause the trajectory of the ejaculate to scatter forming a ferocious blizzard.
It is crucial for the masturbator to be properly prepared with all required materials within arms reach. Due to the excessive blood flow and disorientation, failure to prepare in this advanced position can cause irrational thinking, broken bones, and abashed relationships with kin.
Although Steve had been training for months, he went blind while attempting the Australian Snow Storm when the acidity of the poorly aimed semen landed in his eyes causing permanent erosion of his retinas.
by tgirl93 October 31, 2012
by Giggity Goo March 15, 2017
by chewie1 November 28, 2012
The Alaskan Snow Storm is when you are having sex with a woman and there's a pre-determined location that she wants you to come. When you are about to come, you pull out and position where she wants it. So she waits for it and the last second you go wild and ejaculate all over her.
Dude: So, My girlfriend got the Alaskan Snow Storm again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.
by Srwim January 25, 2011
the act of ejaculating into the rear of a fan and onto the standing female (or male your choice) in front of it.
girl #1: "i just got nabraska snow stormed by my boyfriend last night."
girl#2: "i need to get my boyfriend to do that to me."
girl#2: "i need to get my boyfriend to do that to me."
by garet.thompson.is.a.beast July 26, 2011