smeagle

The act of having unlubricated anal sex with a woman and then having her clean off the penis with her mouth.

Dude your sister smeagled me last night.

by addy123 July 11, 2008

Smeagle

A really ugly/unattractive person.

when you see a really ugly person you would speak in the tone that smeagle does and say the word smeagle.
OR...........
You can just say I see a smeagle.

by Norshell February 7, 2005

Smeagled

To be drunk af

I got smeagled last night

by J stu September 12, 2020

Smeagled

When you see something so incredably ugly or disturbing that your dick shrinks back into your body.

I get smeagled every time I see that nasty downsyndrome girl in the hallway.

by CodenameMuskrat November 30, 2010

smeagle

Its a combination of a smut and an eagle, which makes a flying smut.

"Hey! That smeagle just flew over and sucked my cock, then left!"

by Jimmy "Bones" Johnsone January 18, 2008

smeagle

A poor attempt at a hair transplant. Usually affecting 30 something men.

Haw smeagle have ye got any chuggie?

by Donald March 2, 2004

Smeagle

To get off one's face, often by using Cannibis.

Parry got Smeagled!

by Dave February 2, 2004