the act of getting extremely intoxicated to the point where "sloppy" is surpassed, making bad decisions is inevitable, and waking up not remembering anything becomes routine

Tonight we're dancing to Ke$ha and getting sloptarts!!!

sloptarts by JNizz November 26, 2010

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sloptart

Someone who is an absolute mess after consuming any amount of alcohol.

Jill is such a sloptart when she drinks; she gets with everyone and usually passes out early.

sloptart by LOFPFDNDJ May 20, 2006

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Sloptart

An underage female who consumes excessive amounts of alcohol on most days of the week with no regard to school, friends, or family.

Chronic drunkenness is a key factor along with, but not limited to, losing car keys in dangerous areas, out of control slutty behavior, laying in the middle of the street, and being picked up by police.
It is also indicative of a "sloptart" to falsely accuse herself of being hammered drunk in order to have intercourse with a total stranger. This not only makes her feel better about herself, but tricks others into thinking she is making a drunken mistake.

Feel free to add adjectives in front of "sloptart" to better personalize the term.

Danielle is laying in the street again after screwing that random guy.... What a sloptart...

"Hey bro! I was thinking of hooking up with this chick. What you think?"

- "Nah man, she is a dirty sloptart."

Sloptart by Marley Beck October 26, 2011

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sloptart

A word simply defined by how closely it describes the pop-star Ke$ha

Sloptart 1: So, what are we gonna do tonight?

Sloptart 2: Well, let's see- WWKD?

sloptart by MUTTONBUSTER October 24, 2011

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