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slashed mattress 

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.
that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

Owl Slashed 

a shitty roblox game where braindead babies fight half their battles in the air and with an overly powerful stupid ability
abandoned by its creator for a successful game they wont reboot
Yo bro wanna play Owl Slashed?
No you motherfucking dweeb
Owl Slashed by Chronicholas December 24, 2021

A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

Slasher Movie 

A horror movie with a killer, and a body count. These movies can take place in the woods, the middle of Nowhere, a small neighborhood, a camp site, or sometimes, even in outer space. The killers are usually vengeful maniacs, and most of them go after naughty teenagers, and sometimes, nosy adults
guy #1:Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween and Friday the 13th are some of my favorite slasher movies
Slasher Movie by samvadar February 21, 2014

smashed up vag 

A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.
Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.

I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.
smashed up vag by gibbo317 June 6, 2014
"Lori was totally sloshed last night. She's still asleep..."
Sloshed by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019