Slap Dick is a commonly played game where two guys get hard and sit facing one another. They then proceed to switch off slapping each other's dick. The guy whose dick falls off first is the loser. Following the game, the winner may choose to do the victory ritual: pick up the fallen off dick (before it looses to much blood and becomes limp), smack the loser's forehead with said dick and finish by yelling SLAP DICK!
by Scrat420 October 15, 2009
say what the beat is cupcake hows work and every thing tell ya mom what up it was nice seeing her and stuff and it was nice seeing you to 
also tell ya slap dicks was up to but anyway ill fucks wit ya later 1 xoxox mauh
also tell ya slap dicks was up to but anyway ill fucks wit ya later 1 xoxox mauh
by Gabe & Ken August 12, 2008
by Pussy master January 22, 2014
December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.
Terry: “do you have a dick”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”
by Dicksucker96 October 18, 2019
by gigolo_wrangler May 11, 2016
by ...DilZniK... January 26, 2009
When you are in a conversation, and start to get upset, just scream "slap my dick" or alternatively, "slap my wiggly dick", to make things better.
Dad: Son, you know all too well you got to get out of the house. You're sixteen, bud, when was the last time you were out there? I know things are rough, and that school is hard and your friends are just a bunch blokes that don't care for you at all. You have potential, kid, you have a heart, and I will be here for you every step of the wa-
Son: Slap my dick, bitch.
Son: Slap my dick, bitch.
by Pamphilos October 6, 2017