shmuck 

Yiddish is origin very vulgar and means penis and can be used to mean and one who is an idiot and is versitile like most yiddish phrases

Oy, Vay you look like a shmuck in those farkatke cloths

shmuck by Alex February 13, 2003

Shmuck 

a worthless excuse for a human being inept of usefulness in a drunken stupor of self existence.... So true infact that if Ashton Kutcher went back in time and killed said "shmuck", he would be suprised to know that in the future there will be no consequences (ie. butterfly effect) for said individual and no significant change for the loss of their existence

Guy #1: i would help you but im very busy today folding my eviction notice into a paper airplane....

Guy #2: Your a Shmuck!

Shmuck by IdontlieMonica November 29, 2009

shmuck 

A German word originally spelled "Schmuck". The exact translation is "Jewelry". European jews used it to describe male genitals (from obvious reasons). Later on it was used to describe idiots and people they didn't like (just like the english word "prick").

"You shmuck, look what you did..."

"Look at the size of this shmuck"

shmuck by Reistlin April 13, 2005

shmuck 

1. A hypocrite, dumbshit, and/or liar.

--person who you can define as a friend and ends up
screwing you over or doing something really stupid that does damage to the both of you.
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Lisa is a stupid shmuck.

You dirty shmuck. You didnt tell me anything about her.

shmuck by Ovalle May 28, 2008

Shmuck 

An illiterate person who has no common sense and no self worth with no friends who is a disgrace to all society

look at joey, he's being a total shmuck. I think I should whack 'em

Shmuck by y'allmotherfuckersneedsatan April 23, 2017

shmuck 

A goat's penis. Also a derogatory yiddish term used to describe a fucking moron.

Boy, that kid sure loves the shmuck.
Your sister is a slutty shmuck-stroker.
Your grandpa is such a drunken old shmuck, I hear he likes little boys.

shmuck by SuperShmuck August 27, 2003

Shmuck 

That gooey thing that comes out after a long day of anal.

"Omg, gurl I was leaking shmuck all day long!"

Shmuck by DevilsGrass September 7, 2016