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1 definition by IdontlieMonica

 
1.
a worthless excuse for a human being inept of usefulness in a drunken stupor of self existence.... So true infact that if Ashton Kutcher went back in time and killed said "shmuck", he would be suprised to know that in the future there will be no consequences (ie. butterfly effect) for said individual and no significant change for the loss of their existence
Guy #1: i would help you but im very busy today folding my eviction notice into a paper airplane....

Guy #2: Your a Shmuck!
by IdontlieMonica November 29, 2009