Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man
by Hugh G Rection October 20, 2005
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You'll be lucky to get a shit sandwich to eat after what you've done.
by BB-Bob August 9, 2006
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Bob Harwood wisely avoided the shame and chaos of working for Trump. He wasn't going to eat a "Shit Sandwich"
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A project assigned to you at your place of employment that is destined to fail. Basically, your employer has asked you to make a sandwich using shit, and they want you to somehow make it taste good. Add all the lettuce and tomatoes you want, it will still be a shit sandwich.
You think you've had a bad day, Johnson gave me another shit sandwich and he wants it tomorrow morning!
by Sacramento Matt May 21, 2008
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Life is like a shit sandwich; the more bread you have, the less shit you gotta eat.
by roadcoder May 12, 2008
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1) What fudge packers take to a picnic

2) Barack Obama in bed between Hillary and Joe Biden
1) Dave: Look at those two guys holding hands and eating at the picnic

Joe: Oh! thats just Wolf and Anderson, the turd burgulars are having a picnic. Look at Anderson tear into that shit sandwich
by freethecheeba August 5, 2009
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