Cell Fart

When you fart into a cupped hand, bring that hand quickly to your face (like a cell phone), then sniff.

Fratboy Joe interrupted my train of thought by taking a cell fart call.

by Roadcoder April 07, 2009

Shit Sandwich

Symbolic of the human condition in a market-driven capitalist society.

Life is like a shit sandwich; the more bread you have, the less shit you gotta eat.

by roadcoder May 12, 2008