sherking

- shitting and jerking off at the same time

Hey Baby - Last night I was sherking, shitting my pants while dreaming of fucking YOU.

by joe February 18, 2005

Sherk

The act of making the shrek face

PJ: dude what face is that guy making?
SSB: the sherk face you idiot

by bruhv August 5, 2019

Sherked

Sherked, alternatively spelled "sherkt" is a misspelling of "shrekt" or "shreked". The misspelling shows the urgency and so getting Sherked is much worse than Shrekt.

1. Oh man, I'm gonna proper Sherked by my wife tonight, I lost all my money at the casino.
2. Bob's gonna get Sherked tonight if he doesn't turn up and give me his XBOX!

by bobbumder January 2, 2016

sherking

Masturbating in the shower.

Brian: What took you so long, were you sherking again?

by LionelFritzyJungle June 7, 2010

Sherk

A nice way to call a chick that you're friends with a bitch...a "she-jerk" if you will

John: So i was trying to talk to Kate the other day and she just totally blew me off...im like wtf seriously?

Jordan: Oh man i know what you mean, sounds like shes being a total sherk.

by comediclaughter October 5, 2009

sherk

Someone who cant dress and has been hit with the ugly stick too many times. They think their so sexy but really they are not. Other people can see it but they can not.

did you see that girl? OMG she looking like sherk.

by lxjuicy April 26, 2007

Sherk

(verb) the act of making the shrek face.

Hey Johnny, show everyone your Sherk face, it’s awesome.

by @franco.liz12 on IG August 5, 2019