scrotal

Receiving oral sex while having your scrotum streched around your penis.

Give me a goddammed scrotal bitch.

by wvgun March 17, 2006

scrotal

Hanging around where you're not wanted. A pesky hanger-on who won't take a hint and take the slip. Similar to a set of balls.

We've been trying to ditch this loser for hours, but he's as scrotal as they come.

by itsnotup2u May 21, 2007

Scrotally

When Donald trump uses the word “totally” it automatically becomes “scrotally” as he is a complete scrotum.

We are scrotally going to build the wall!

by Wordsmith2911 December 24, 2018

scrotal

adj; person who is an absolute choad(see choad).

See that guy over there in the sombrero? He is so fucking scrotal.

by Your mom February 19, 2004

Scrotal distancing

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

by tbow252 May 16, 2020

Scrotal Recall

An action film directed by Paul Furhaven, in which a large, imposing nutsack (Arnold Scrotumsagger) takes a 'vacation' from itself via an implanted memory. Trouble ensues when the big, hairy plum-pod can no longer distinguish between reality and illusion.

"Furhaven's violent, unwavering vision breathes much-needed fresh air into the stale Testicular Dystopia genre. Scrotal Recall is a triumph." -- Ballbag Film Comment, January 2008.

by Mr Marky January 2, 2008

Scrotal flaying

WORST FORM OF CBT EVER!!!! Consists of the agonizing slicing and removal of the skin off your (or someone else’s) ballsack as if you are peeling an apple.

“I said I was up for some CBT but then she pulled out the knife and said she was gonna force me to endure scrotal flaying”

by Cockroaches suck balls August 24, 2023