Scotland 

Outnumbered n owned by the independent junkies, then there’s a massive gang of goths n emo’s you’ll find them at McDonald’s 4 corners watch they don’t slash you but, everyone’s always up for a scrap, get the junkies for a jump in

Person 1:You ever been to Scotland

Person 2: Aye mate am far there want a line??

Scotland by 211mertin112 August 4, 2019

Scotland 

A word used when drinking alcohol. If you want someone, or multiple people, to finish thier drinks, you shout "SCOTLAND!" and whoever it is directed towards HAS to chug the rest of their drink.

Person 1 is babying their drink
Person 2: Come on man we gotta go, finish your drink!
Person 1: Dude chill, we're not gonna be late.
Person 2: Yeah I'm not taking that chance, SCOTLAND!
Person 1: .... Fuckkkkkk me *begins to chug drink*

Scotland by DKNovak May 20, 2016

Scotland 

The Country thats Above And on Top of England In every respect. The British Canada!

Scotland Is way Nicer Than England

Scotland by Aye Yer Maw April 14, 2006

Scotland 

1 Descrided by First Minister Jack MacConnel as "The best small country in the world".

2 Is responcible for The United Kingdom, as it subsidises England, rescently stoped the English from electing the pro-ethnic cleansing Conservitave party, and does all the fighting in Iraq.

3 The only country in the world to have a First Past the Post system of government and a 6 party system.

4 Invented everything of use in the world

5 The only country in the world which has a minority of people who speak the official language

6 Best Primary Education in the world and 6th best secondary education (after Japan, S Korea, and Scandanavia)

Scotland is the most patriotic country in the world which doesn't artificially create partiatism using propaganda.

Scotland by Chalkie9009 May 24, 2005

scotland 

An ode to Highlander... Home of The Cioch (Cuillin Hills, Isle of Skye), which you should only climb if you're immortal.

*shouting to mate down below* I'm fucking shitting it up here on this Cioch. Call mountain rescue NOW before I become part of Scotland's landscape!

scotland by X-treem August 27, 2003

Scotland 

The nation of the tartan army supporters, the best supporters on the planet! And we hate the ENGLISH!!

Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and Jimmy Hill.
You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?

A. Shoot the Jimmy Hill - twice.


Q. What do you have when 100 English football fans are buried up to their necks in sand?

A. Not enough sand.

Scotland by BarryOuski February 22, 2005

Scotland 

Fantastic Nation East of Ireland and South of Norway of Haggis Munching Commando Bollocked Handsome Devils.
Natural Enemies of The SassenachsEnglishwe eventualy got sick of beating the shit out of them,so now we live in an uneasy truce for now, called The United Kingdomon the island of Great Britain.But That will change shortly when we decide to flush the fuckers down south like a rancid turdand become independent again.

Scotland has guys who don't wear underwear in winter and drink whisky neat! Real Men!

Scotland by Hamish Bond June 11, 2006