The nation of the tartan army supporters, the best supporters on the planet! And we hate the ENGLISH!!
Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and Jimmy Hill.
You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Jimmy Hill - twice.
Q. What do you have when 100 English football fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.