by Rondondongle February 1, 2018
Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.
by BAHD April 12, 2007
Coined on the British satire show, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, schluck is a television safe version of the word "fuck".
"My internet is so shclucking slow, I have to wait the whole damn day to load a schlucking mysapce profile.
What the schluck?"
What the schluck?"
by Schuckingston September 7, 2010
Another way to say slob on my knob or suck my cock. When you are mad at someone just tell them to go Schluck on the schleet. Also what you say to someone that is a brown-noser.
by Shanalmcanal May 13, 2016
by steelman August 15, 2003
"Bro I met this girl and she was schlucking me off so hard"
"My girlfriend schlucked for me last night"
"My girlfriend schlucked for me last night"
by Sukuna’sWife November 20, 2022
to get schlucked up is be drunk, high, etc. to an extreme extent
a synonym for "fucked up" that can be used without cursing
a synonym for "fucked up" that can be used without cursing
"Man I was so schlucked up last night"
by eheimps March 28, 2022