BAHD's definitions

Armchair Pillow

A slang term for those soft pillows that are shaped like half a chair. They are particularly comfortable when taking floor naps.

Ice-T: I sure am tired. But where could I rest?
Christopher Meloni: Here, use my armchair pillow!

by BAHD April 17, 2007

Schlucke

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!
Mother: Shut up.

by BAHD April 17, 2007

Sporkenife

The yet-to-be-copyrighted brand name of a utensil that includes a spoon, a fork and a knife. It's basically a longer version of a spork with knife teeth on one side.

Derek: I have something to eat that requires three different utensils. What am I to do?
Otto: Here, use my Sporkenife!

by BAHD April 17, 2007

Guybons

1. New, stronger elements of friendship that come from resolving a conflict.
2. The opposite of bygones.

Let's let bygones be guybons.

by BAHD April 18, 2007

Flupah

1. A plan that, if executed correctly, will inevitably result in success.
2. A perfect scheme or idea.

Bintner: Dude I don't really want to. I'm afraid we'll get caught...
Schmitt: What are you talking about? This is a Flupah!

by BAHD April 17, 2007