Great place to retire, surf, or grab a quick bite to eat; Not very diverse politically, culinarily, or racially. Some parts suffer from Affluenza; Aside from being a surfing mecca, San Clemente doesn't really offer a unique experience of any kind.
Person 1: I live in San Clemente, CA
Person 2: Oh nice, you must be a big surfer!
Person 1: Not really, I just couldn't afford to live in the other beach cities in the OC, and didn't really care about quality school districts, or mingling with non-whites; I'm a racist, incestuous, idiot and my children will most likely be the same
Person 2: Lemme guess, your wife's name is Karen?
Person 1: How did you know?!
Person 2: Just had a hunch...
Person 1: Btw, Wanna join my megachurch, and be part of a fake bible belt to cover up the fact that we worship money?
Person 2: No thanks, I have more meaningful things to do in my life
Person 2: Oh nice, you must be a big surfer!
Person 1: Not really, I just couldn't afford to live in the other beach cities in the OC, and didn't really care about quality school districts, or mingling with non-whites; I'm a racist, incestuous, idiot and my children will most likely be the same
Person 2: Lemme guess, your wife's name is Karen?
Person 1: How did you know?!
Person 2: Just had a hunch...
Person 1: Btw, Wanna join my megachurch, and be part of a fake bible belt to cover up the fact that we worship money?
Person 2: No thanks, I have more meaningful things to do in my life
by Redacted_Rectified December 23, 2020
Disrespectful little shits also racist asf. They are all so hot tho. They fuck with homeless people and anyone they see. The best and funniest guys ever. Have the biggest egos and call everyone a fag but themselves. Also smoke hella weed. But living the life with there homies. Beat the shit outta anyone when there is a minor convenience.
by billybobby168 February 9, 2021
It’s when you’re receiving a blowjob from a girl, and right when you’re about to nut, you squeeze your dick, allowing the jizz the build up pressure... Then you pull out, release your grip and blast on her face... much like a sand blaster from San Clemente
Brittany who is from Ohio was giving Derek head, when he was about to cum, he squeezed his Weiner, pulled out, and sand blaster her face- all the while yelling “welcome to San Clemente Sand Blaster, Bitch” !
by Uncle Teeler April 14, 2019
During anal sex doggie style, when the female begins to crap, or poke a turtle head, the male jams the crap back in with his penis.
"Lisa told me she had to deuce last night before sex. I was so horny I told her to wait. Unfortunately I had to give her the old San Clemente Sludge Sled to keep it in a little longer so I could cum."
by Jimmy Thekcoch January 9, 2012
These girls know how to party. They are laid back and know how to have a good time. Their wardrobe consists of bathing suit thongs, small shorts, and crop tops. Friday nights are the best with them, they stay out late and drink till their blacked. Their hair is either bright blonde or dark and wavy, these girls are the ones you want to spend your highschool experiences with. They are extremely hot, but be warned, they are players and will most likely get with each and every one of you. Don’t take these bitches for granted, they are opened minded and easy to talk to.
by Girlinthecurl February 10, 2021