a guy who is rather fat and chubby and is usually putting on the pounds. He is not the most skillfull lad which is why he will never get a girlfriend in his career. his family left him 2 years ago because they realised he was not going to get anywhere. he is often very cringy and is as slow as a constipated tortoise.
person 1: who is that slow guy trying to do the 100 metres
person 2: its luca salama the spazy tortoise
person 3: he is so slow he didn't even get over the start line
person 2: its luca salama the spazy tortoise
person 3: he is so slow he didn't even get over the start line
by paulllllllllll.s October 3, 2018
by Salama boy April 23, 2021
by Marvyn38 September 15, 2019
A man that do video for money and he is very bad at it !
He can also breath underwater
He is a legend !
He hacked is own account and said that our god MELLEEK had done it !
what a shitty man !
He can also breath underwater
He is a legend !
He hacked is own account and said that our god MELLEEK had done it !
what a shitty man !
by Jesuisunfoutre September 15, 2019
The most beautiful girl in the world. The cutest daughter and the most caring granddaughter. If you have a Salama in your life you’re the luckiest person on earth.
by Rania0309132623 November 23, 2021
by pautanginamopo September 27, 2021