its what every other driver in the world causes you to get this condition that makes you want to cuss and bitch the next 5 miles to your house..because the worst road rage you can get is always 5 miles from you home..you want to get home so bad and you get behind some fucking slow ass and all you want to do is get home..happens every time
DAMNIT...stupid bastard where did you learn how to drive Head Up Ass School..get out of the damn way!
by surfergurl2006 April 26, 2005
A term often misused by the media describing an individual who is angry that someone cut him off or when a merge hopper passes or darts in front of him.
Under some circumstances, the rager is actually the total dick; the aggressive driver. When someone nearly kills you with some sort of punk ass reckless driving move, your rage should NOT be coined "road rage," just as your rage at someone pointing a gun at you wouldn't be coined such or considered abnormal.
Under some circumstances, the rager is actually the total dick; the aggressive driver. When someone nearly kills you with some sort of punk ass reckless driving move, your rage should NOT be coined "road rage," just as your rage at someone pointing a gun at you wouldn't be coined such or considered abnormal.
Scott: "I was driving along with my newborn and son in the car and this merge hopper darts in front of me. I had to SLAM on my brakes! My kids nearly went flying out of their child seats! I freaked! If the fucking media was there, they would have plastered it all over the 6 o'oclock as a "road rage" incident!"
Max: "I hear you dude, its like the asshole pointed a gun at your kids heads and was pulling the trigger. He could have killed you all. I would have been pissed man, the media would have been there alright....doing the LEAD on a murder investigation!!"
Max: "I hear you dude, its like the asshole pointed a gun at your kids heads and was pulling the trigger. He could have killed you all. I would have been pissed man, the media would have been there alright....doing the LEAD on a murder investigation!!"
by psiscott April 9, 2006
ROADRAGE:the situation in which u get so fuckin angry at the slow fucks, u scream (muffled, so no one can hear), u honk, nd u may even ram the fucker with ur car..happens at the worst time..
Stacy: *screamin at the top of her lungs* bitch, do ya like it in da ass cuz thats where my car will go if u dont move it, u dumb fuck!
Tony: whoa gurl u sure got a lot of road rage.
Tony: whoa gurl u sure got a lot of road rage.
by JeffreyDaGiraffe January 6, 2009
A: *drops banana peel*
B: *hits banana* YOU MOTHERFUCKING SHIT DICK!
C: What's his problem?
A: He's got Rainbow Road Rage.
B: *hits banana* YOU MOTHERFUCKING SHIT DICK!
C: What's his problem?
A: He's got Rainbow Road Rage.
by The Wang of Lee June 8, 2014
The act of road rage from someone who threatens you on the highway then quickly gets off at the next exit .
by Donvito2112 April 2, 2022
Road rage on turbo mode. Almost always a Québécois man between the ages of 38-63 but sometimes women who have a terrifyingly deep voice. Usually set off by something pretty harmless, like a cyclist or a cab driver cutting someone off even though they had the right of way.
Cyclist: *cuts off driver who's trying to run a red light*
Driver: CÂLISSE DE TABARNAK D'OSTI!!! VA CHIER!! VA CHIER SUR LA TÊTE D'TA MÈRE, OSTI QU'UN CAVE EN CÂLISSE!!
Joseph Jean-Guy Desjardins: "I really thought that guy was going to murder me for not letting him cut in front of me"
Joseph Jean-Jacques Saulnier: "anything can inspire that Montréal Road Rage"
Driver: CÂLISSE DE TABARNAK D'OSTI!!! VA CHIER!! VA CHIER SUR LA TÊTE D'TA MÈRE, OSTI QU'UN CAVE EN CÂLISSE!!
Joseph Jean-Guy Desjardins: "I really thought that guy was going to murder me for not letting him cut in front of me"
Joseph Jean-Jacques Saulnier: "anything can inspire that Montréal Road Rage"
by Chopper Calquhoon March 17, 2019