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small arms repairer 

Official title for United States Army MOS series of 91F (ninety-one fox). They are the best trained weapon mechanics on the face of the planet. Their main responsibility is to repair weapons which troops have damaged due to negligence, lack of knowledge, inability to retain information once it has been presented and occasionally due to actual combat.

In maintenance companies 91F's work in larger groups, gauging , repairing and preparing weapons for training and combat.

Occasionally a 91F will be attached to a line company or battalion that is more than likely to see combat, has a lower than usual IQ average that poses a higher risk to government equipment or both (especially with combat engineers and infantry). In these groups, 91F's are often erroneously referred to as "armorers", referring to the ASI identifier that traditionally knows almost nothing about weapons and refuses to accept your weapon into the arms room, no matter how clean it is. 91F's who are new to such units are often offended by this label because of the vast difference in training, but experienced 91F's let it go, feeling sympathy for the special needs companies they are attached to who honestly couldn't know any better if their lives, families lives and the lives of every living organism in the universe depended on it.
"Go take that weapon to Jones, he's a qualified Small Arms Repairer".

"Say again? I don't understand..."
"Go take that weapon to Jones, he's our unit armorer."
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Maytag Repairman 

Feeling very lonely or neglected by others.

Bored.

A "play" on the Maytag appliance commercials where the Maytag repairman is bored because Maytag appliances are so reliable they never need repairing.
I was working late into the night and felt like the Maytag Repairman as I was the only one still at work.

My friends had a party and didn't invite the Maytag repairman.

No one cares about me, I'm like the Maytag repairman.

Nothing is going on and I have nothing to do. I feel like the Maytag repairman.
Maytag Repairman by kz5bw5 June 2, 2009

HOH SIS Foundation Repair 

HOH SIS Foundation repair and sister phrases like "The Joj" and "Do it all over again" come from a CS188 Youtube Poop called "No One Needs Foundation Repair" which manipulates a commercial for a North Texas based Foundation Repair company by the name of "Home Savers Foundation Repair" into a nonsensical shitpost about "HOH SIS Foundation Repair" the youtube poop has become influential especially for the Mirrored audio clips and references to the original video still appear occasionally in newer CS188 YTPs
`the house collapses`
Narrator: THERE IS NOBODY BETTER THAN HOH SIS Foundation Repair
HOH SIS Foundation Repair by MazLiz November 12, 2022

Repair Job 

my computer broke last week so i gave it a repair job.
Repair Job by Jonny555 December 25, 2008

credit repair

the inverse of "jungle fever"; when a black person is attracted to a white person, either for sexual, romantic or financial interests.
hey, you know jaquaivius is dating suzie, right? he's got that credit repair going on.
credit repair by methodist therapist February 23, 2011

body in the repair shop 

When a girl on her period.
Patrícia was really acting bitchy today, was her body in the repair shop?

Sorry this isn't a good time, my body is in the repair shop...

Listen I would love to have sex in a few days when my body is not in the repair shop, its a sticky wicket right now.

ghetto repair 

A ghetto repair is sometihng repaired using simple tools and or stuff just laying around, its a quick easy fix that doesnt last long and sure isnt pretty.
"hey did you see what matt did to his car?"

"ghetto repair man"
ghetto repair by Sneakeh August 27, 2005