ragtime bullshit

Random incoherent babbling, often caused by one being drunk.

You really need to lay off the ragtime bullshit, man.

by Doc Sigma September 24, 2003

Ragtime Gal

Slang terminology for a women on her period

"I just found a tampax wrapper in the bathroom. Hello my babe, hello my darlin', hello my Ragtime Gal!"

by Snoopwhat December 18, 2007

Playing the ragtime standard at the old west saloon

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow.

Reggie: So, bobby walks into the her room and finds a certain very well-known rapper playing the RAGTIME standard at the old west saloon on his old lady...

ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?

Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.

ARVN: no hawaii?

Reggie: no hawaii.

by Mack 10 the knife February 24, 2010

Ragtime

What a woman wears when she has her period.

She was having her period and had to wear a Kotex pad, so it was ragtime for her.

by Gungapooch August 9, 2018

Ragtime blues

Premenstrual Syndrome

That silly cow next door is screaming at her kids again; Seems to happen about every 4 weeks so I guess it must be a touch of the ol' Ragtime Blues.

by Vanilla Soup February 18, 2016