ROF

An abbreviation for "Rate of Fire." This is used only over the internet when weaponry is the topic. Elsewhere, one would say "Rate of Fire"

The MG-42 machine gun has a much higher rof than the MG-34.

by BlastMaster May 17, 2003

roffed

To PWN and/or rape a novie.

wow dude you just got roffed.

dude i just roffed some noob.

yeah bitch you got roffed!

by pooplip March 22, 2008

For when you want to ROFL but you simply cannot due to losing your voice.

MALE: What do you call a no eyed deer ?
FEMALE: I don't know, what ?
MALE: NO IDEA !
FEMALE: ROF ROF ROF ROF ROF.

by Cassi3214 April 19, 2011

Short for ROFLMAO (Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off)

by Carter September 4, 2003

Text talk for 'roll on floor'. Similar to ROFLing but without any laughter aloud.

Person One: Hey, I'm bored, let's ROF.

Person Two: HAHAHA

Person One: Stop laughing, we're ROFing not ROFLing here.

by Smoky Lingerie October 27, 2010

To laugh so hard and uncontrollably you bleed out of your dick and pussy and sometimes your ass.

O man I roffuled when Jared and Ian told that hilarious joke

I was Rof after watching MC=Vagina

by Hazza_25 December 29, 2009