Pringling
Pringling by Diddly Dan May 26, 2018
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Pringling
The act of pretending to provide information in an intellectual manner, giving farcical "examples" that do not actually mean anything in an attempt to trick people into seeing something that isn't actually there.
The tailors made the emperor believe that only the wise could see his new clothes, but it turns out they were pringling just to trick him into walking around naked.
Cringling for a Pringling
A customizable phrase used to put emphasis on a response. Can be modified to show your cool in any situation.
Person 1: what kind of chips do you want Phil?
Phil: I'm Cringling for a Pringling
Person 1: what race would you like to enslave next?
Person 2: I'm Gringolin for a Gringo
Jack Black when he posts on YouTube: I'm Jablinski'n for a Jablinski
Phil: I'm Cringling for a Pringling
Person 1: what race would you like to enslave next?
Person 2: I'm Gringolin for a Gringo
Jack Black when he posts on YouTube: I'm Jablinski'n for a Jablinski
Cringling for a Pringling by Wheatboi February 23, 2019
binge pringling
The act of eating a whole can of pringles within a half hour while crunching obnoxiously into the phone or trying to talk to friends, and in the act of this communication, more pringles exit your mouth then entered said orfice.
binge pringling by Zach Huskinson May 12, 2008
Absentee Printing
The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.
This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.
Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.
Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.
Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.
Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.
Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
Absentee Printing by iNetter December 1, 2009
Pinging
She was completely pinging after she dropped a bomb of MDMA.