1) The Islams bombed the White House and Pentagon with hundreds of pretzels in hope that Bush would choke again.
2) OH MY GOD! BUSH DIED CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!!!!!HOORAY!!!!
2) OH MY GOD! BUSH DIED CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!!!!!HOORAY!!!!
by redbeam October 27, 2009
A sexual/masturbation position in which a woman reaches down and thrusts both fists into her two key pelvic orifices, crossing her arms in a manner not visually dissimilar to that of a baked savoury snack; or pretzel, if you will.
by JedwardWalbriston March 23, 2012
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by lol stop February 18, 2019
A ski trick where the skiier goes into the snowboard park and slides a salty treat down the box railing or railing.
by Chronicskier November 4, 2008
(noun) a delicious salt-bakery to accompany beer etc. The dough consists of fine wheatflour, fine maltflour, yeast, salt, fat and water. The dough is rolled into a thin sausage and dipped before baking into soda solution (NaHCO³) - this gives a lovely chestnut sheen to the crust. Crushed rocksalt is applied to the crust and the pretzel is baked - ready!
Thre crossarm form of the pretzel gives it its name - from the Italian braccio (Latin bracellus), arm.
Thre crossarm form of the pretzel gives it its name - from the Italian braccio (Latin bracellus), arm.
by Alarick October 1, 2006
A snack eaten by fat people (Mostly americans). Any thin, healthy or smart person realises that the amount of salt and fat in one pretzel let alone a bag is enough to fatten you to bits.
I'm going to eat a bag of pretzels then drink some canned foam cheese and top it off with some twinkies.
by JimboNoobo March 23, 2003