One who is ignorant in matters of pop culture. This is a general term which includes the Cinematard.
Heather - "Who's Britney Spears?"
Greta - "Girl, you are a real poptard if you don't know who Britney Spears is."
by Schween D'Borscht November 3, 2007
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Jake: I would totally poptard Andy. All he does is gallop around the halls of school all day.

Nick: Ya, totally.
by Happy Face Man September 28, 2008
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A person, who lacks a basic understanding of popular culture.

Typically poptards are characterized by an lack of understanding or misunderstanding of all referential humor. This can ultimately alienate that person when outside his or her immediate friend group as the poptard lacks essential knowledge which can help them feign mutual interests when dating; this can be a serious problem unless of course the poptard is extremely good looking in which case everyone will pretends not to notice.
Guy: Wait, so you're telling me you've never seen any of the Star Wars films.

Girl: Yeah, I didn't have a TV at home when I was growing up.

Guy: That's crazy; so if I said "These aren't the droids your looking for" that has no meaning to you. You're a total poptard.

Girl: It's cool, I've seen the Family Guy versions now so I think I get it.

Guy: I've got a bad feeling about this...
by stax roth June 3, 2011
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n. a person who is incapable of popping popcorn without it burning

adj. can be used to describe someone who has just failed at making popcorn- poptarded
James: Ugh, Sam is such a poptard. The whole place smells like burnt popcorn

Jack: Yo, why'd you burn the popcorn? You're totally poptarded.
by don'tyaknow2011 May 31, 2011
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a clever mix between retard and pop tart...because they go together so well
hey poptard, want a pop tart? No? You're gay.
by donald anderson January 14, 2010
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an extremely peppy and probably very annoying retard. most likely eats a lot of poptarts
gosh jane, you're such a poptard!
oh my god that poptard is SOO annoyingly happy!
by shmane January 12, 2010
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an individual who is totally clueless in all things pop culture
If you say Tom who? you're poptarded
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