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One who is completely lacking movie knowledge.
Heather - "Hey Greta, wanna see that new Tom Hanks movie, Mission Difficult II?

Greta - "Um you mean the new Tom CRUISE movie, Mission Impossible III? Girl, you are a real cinematard!"

by Peenwhistle April 25, 2006
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One who is completely lacking movie knowledge.
Heather - "Hey Greta, wanna see that new Tom Hanks movie, Mission Difficult II?

Greta - "Um you mean the new Tom CRUISE movie, Mission Impossible III? Girl, you are a real cinematard!"

by Peenwhistle April 25, 2006
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An actor who achieves acclaim despite not being able to act.
If Keanu Reeves would spend some of his movie royalties on acting lessons, he wouldn't be such a cinematard.
by gaijin_grl January 28, 2008
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