poit

the sound a small pebble makes when dropped into a small body of water

The pebble went "poit".

by Starrbarr July 14, 2008

poits

Another name for water or fluid in general. The superlube of life. Also used to replace of words in a positive context. can also be spelt poirts & ports.

OMG i have zero poits.

ewww, this is tainted poits.

of poits(course) i'm from portsmouth.

Silly wabbit, your poits is leaking everywhere

by Jon Snow April 18, 2007

poit

n. A very weak fart.

v. To make a very weak fart.

*On the way to S.A., TX*

Rohit: *poit*

by Michael Maughton January 11, 2008

poit

a pirates vagina, aka a pirates goit

"core look at blackbeards poit"

by gash hound 5 March 23, 2009

poit

POIT, the explosive sound of vaginal farting during intercourse or directly afterwards as the penis is withdrawn.

POIT!!!! "Damn, that slut emits POIT with all of that air fucked into her cuntie LIKE NO TOMORROW; shit, man, she's as bad as those POIT explosions when I fuck her brother"

by Rob Jackson May 02, 2005

poit

Poit is the fluid as a result of sex. ie: sperm

Susie: My little jaunt with billie in the bathroom was nice, but he got poit all over my dress!

by TheVoice December 19, 2004

Poits day

Piss on it, Tomorrows Saturday.

Hey Chuck, you going to get that report done soon?

No! Its Poits Days afterall.

by BlocRoc December 07, 2015