by cock whore June 25, 2003
(v.) What happens when you don't move out from your parent's basement, instead prolonging college-lifestyle mentalities.
When he was 22, he was okay, but he's pitchforked in his parents basement looking at internet porn all the time.
by Roger Dodger February 21, 2004
Male version of the camel toe. Caused by tight fitting clothing outlining the penis and balls. Found in males and transsexuals wearing Spandex, Speedos and tights.
While a camel toe is a thing of beauty and wonder, a pitchfork is a vulgar display of a man's frank and beans
by Cary the B August 1, 2006
Pitchfork is an abbreviation for pitchforkmedia.com, which is an online magazine devoted mostly to coverage of independent music. The website, updated daily, centers upon 5 reviews of new albums, 4 to 6 newsposts, and 2 to 4 reviews of singles. While Pitchfork is known for its brutal honesty, it cannot properly be said that it isn't biased in a huge way. However, it is definite that Pitchfork is something that can be trusted for people with a taste for indie music.
by Matt Banks November 26, 2003
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by Big mikes bitch December 26, 2019
people who make me suffer through Bon Iver songs when I'm drunk even though they sound a same, a pitchforker often doesn't read pitchfork.com they just share that mentality
by the don85 October 27, 2013