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Pirating is the action of drinking straight from the bottle or two-liter when you would normally get a cup for the drink.
Person 1: "Hey, I want some soda. What do you have?"
Person 2: "All I have is a two-liter of coke. I don't have any cups."
Person 1: "That's ok, I'll just pirate it. Thanks, man."

Person 1: "You want a drink of his orange juice?"
Person 2: "Not from that jug. I saw him pirating it earlier!"

Person 1: "Hey man, I was thirsty so I looked in your fridge and found some juice but I can't find any cups. What's up with that?"
Person 2: "Oh, cups are for wimps, dude. I'm a pirate."
pirating by Kleinfeltersville December 1, 2011
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pirating 

In Argentina, the word is used to describe the act of picking up women at a bar, especially with reckless abandon for their feelings or any sort of long-term relationship concerns. The term pirate is used to describe such a person.
Adam: You want to trick girls into sleeping with you tonight by buying them drinks and whispering sweet nothings into their ears, and maybe forcing your finger into their vagina on the dance floor?

Chris: Sure, I am up for some pirating tonight.
pirating by Veritas Eruditio December 15, 2006

Pirating 

A sexual act, where the female (or presumably male) is slapped first lightly, then slightly harder, during sex. This is usually done from behind, although frontal pirating can occur.

The name comes from the source material, Pirates XXX and Pirates XXX 2.
Did you watch Pirates last night?

Yeah, dude. Did you see that pirating scene? He slapped her titties good!
Pirating by "Devil Dick Willy" April 20, 2009

Pirating 

The act of illegally downloading a piece of media (usually games) from the internet for free, when the media costs money. This does not include getting gifts from someone.
Alexandra: Dude, I want Fallout 4 sooooo bad, but I'm fucking broke.
Chelsea: Just pirate it, I'll send you a link.
Alexandra: Pirating?

Chelsea: Basically getting stuff for free without paying for it.
Pirating by Almapie July 27, 2018

chair pirating 

the practice of stealing a person's seat when they temporarily leave it vacant. very common when there is an abundance of people with a limited number of places to sit.
"Don't steal my chair, bro, I call no chair pirating."
"I just got up for a mountain dew and he chair pirated me!"
chair pirating by xbridgebridge August 8, 2009

Reverse Pirating 

Reverse Pirating is defined as when a pirate gives other pirates their treasure instead of keeping it for themselves, a.k.a being a "Philanthropirate".
"Let's go do some Reverse Pirating, Mates!"

Test Drive Pirating

Downloading a piece of digital media without paying for it first (whether it be an album, movie, game, program, or other type of media) in order to try it out, ostensibly before buying it.
Sam: "Hey Dave, what are you up to?"

Dave: "Oh, hey Sam. I'm just test drive pirating this new Call of Duty game. I wanted to see if it was any good before I forked over $60 for it."
Test Drive Pirating by nickehl November 26, 2010