Pine tree jr high 

Pine tree jr fucking high is one of the most headass school in the world nobody is good every one is bad walk by someone and you smell weed or cancer sticks aka cigarettes with a ratio of 95% bloods and 3% crops and 2% other don’t come to this school you will be made fun of if you aren’t wearing the right colors aka red don’t wear blue cryps wack asf

Fuck pine tree jr high

Pine tree jr high by Drxkko February 24, 2019

pine tree butt fuck 

When you have butt sex with a pine tree whilst your mom and dad watch outside of a camp ground

I’m gonna have pine tree butt fuck later wanna come?

pine tree butt fuck by Damama April 19, 2021

scientific name for pine tree 

pinus

"Ayo search "the scientific name for pine tree" real quick"
"Why"
"Just do it"
"Ok"
"pinus"

scientific name for pine tree by spider holland March 5, 2021

Pittsburgh Pine Tree 

The term is best defined in a professional, grammatically correct manner.

Nautical Three Step Process:

1.) The first step is the man neglecting the use of a condom for the sexual interaction.

2.) The female then acknowledges to the man that she currently has razor burn around the proximity of her vagina. This consequently results in the man paying a quick visit to his garage before his female partner leaves the room. He gathers sand paper and rubber cement. The man scratches off many of the sand particles from the paper by utilizing his fathers metal filer, and flakes them onto his previously rubber cement-lathered cock rocket. He then hoists his britches up and heads back into the bedroom to embark on his latest and greatest expedition of manimalness.

3.) He crash lands his gritty cocket ship into the meat curtains of his girlfriends razor burned vagina and then pours Sapphire Bombay Gin on it. And Bill Paxton watches while eating two Granola Bars.

Gunther from Minnesota: "Jesus Christ was that sound I just heard... a hot rod burning out in gravel?"

Hans from Minnesota: "No that was a manimal about 300 miles away giving a girl the Pittsburgh Pine Tree."

Pittsburgh Pine Tree by Fargo Forbes The Yacht Leaser March 4, 2009

Sticky Pine Tree 

When a man ejaculates in a woman's hair and brushes it out so that it resembles a stiff, sappy pine tree.

That fucker gave me a sticky pine tree!!!!

Sticky Pine Tree by CrowFace October 16, 2006

Arctic Pine Tree 

when a girl covers your dick in chocolate sauce, green sprinkles, and some Whipped Cream. so it looks like a pine tree with snow on it. she then licks it off.

for my b-day my gf gave me an Arctic Pine Tree, it was cold but it felt good when she licked it off.

Arctic Pine Tree by Adassica December 18, 2009

Hillbilly Pine Tree 

When you find a tick on the shaft of your penis and then have a woman use her teeth to remove it while she blows you

Man after work i got me a hillbilly pine tree

Hillbilly Pine Tree by javier montanyze June 30, 2011