physicist
Arrogant professor with no employable skill sets in the private sector. Must have a hand held by a real member of society (engineer).
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Physicist Frosty
Physicist Frosty is an Indian man. He lives in Kalyan, Mumbai. He is an arrogant man but a great and hilarious person. His offerings to physics is awesome especially in the astronomy group of telegram. I wonder to meet that star
Hey physicist Frosty, how have you been these days? Seems your constipation would have finished with those pop tarts received from my grandma
Physicist Frosty by Deep cosmos April 12, 2021
Physicist Frosty
Frosty,a suspicious human (not rude) ,some thinks frosty is alien,some thinks Frosty is a high-level programmed bot
But Frosty is very good at Physics
But Frosty is very good at Physics
Physicist Frosty by Telegramer January 7, 2021
Armchair Physicist
A person who utilizes Youtube and Wikipedia in order to garner as much palatable information on subjects within the realm of physics as possible. Possibly for personal interest but more commonly used for 4 AM post-party diatribes about how we're all connected and the ancient shamans were right.
Most often using 'Quantum' physics for their purposes, as it is the most subjective branch and easy to bullshit the uneducated about.
Most often using 'Quantum' physics for their purposes, as it is the most subjective branch and easy to bullshit the uneducated about.
Stephen: So you're interested in physics?
Dave: Yeah, a bit. I'm an Armchair Physicist.
I found Dave up again when I left for work this morning. He'd been watching something on Youtube and kept going on about how dark matter means we're all just in a computer simulation. That guy needs to get a job.
Dave: Yeah, a bit. I'm an Armchair Physicist.
I found Dave up again when I left for work this morning. He'd been watching something on Youtube and kept going on about how dark matter means we're all just in a computer simulation. That guy needs to get a job.
Armchair Physicist by ArmchairPhysicist August 5, 2010
Theoretical Physicist
Contrary to the other definition, a theoretical physicist is actually a masochist who spends years trying to figure out some shit that mankind won't find useful until long after he's dead. More likely though, he will be left as a fleeting memory in the minds of apathetic and high high school students.
Student 1: duude. relativity n shit is weird as fuck. i dont know who made it, porbably some theoretical physicist
Student 2: I think it was Newton
Student 2: I think it was Newton
Theoretical Physicist by HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA January 6, 2021
theoretical physicist
Theoretical physicists are the one guy in the office who makes an impossible deadline for an impossible task.
theoretical physicist by uselesstemporary September 20, 2014