Epoch Phail 

So epic that it deserves to be spelled the incorrect way. So much fail that it has to be spelled with a "Ph" instead of an "F". Put the 2 together and you have such and Epicness Fail that the whole universe collapses...

I got AIDS from a blood transfusion. - Epoch Phail

Yo I had a -32 k/d spread in that last Halo match. - Epoch Phail

I'm gay. - Epoch Phail

Epoch Phail by Mr. Epoch Win January 13, 2009

PhailusMaximus 

Failing so hard , the person deserves the Title phailus maximus. = MAXIMUM FAIL

The magnitude of the fail is 10000x that of Epic fail.

NOOB : Look at me , i am GODLIKE!
1337zor * Boom headshot*
Spectator : hahahah PhailusMaximus.

PhailusMaximus by 13allsofsteel May 3, 2009

Rails Before Pails 

The Hamsteak (homestuck) version of 'Bros before Hoes' using troll romance terms. Rails = Moirails, basically best friends. Trolls are said to use buckets to reproduce, hence the 'pails'.

Don't do this to me man! Rails before pails, we were supposed to hang out tonight!

Rails Before Pails by Failboat Fred October 4, 2011

phail 

Having a Ph.D at failing. That is to say, the person is BEYOND failure with lack of a saving grace in the eyes of others.

Often for a marginal error, lacking knowledge or logic based on a specific type of common sense or in some cases a life choice that may not be glorified by the "in" crowd.

1. Being a 40-year old virgin is a person who phails at life itself.

2. If you phail, you fail at failing and that's the worse.

3. Because you thought Master Chief would hit Smash Bros. Brawl, you phail to understand video games.

4. I asked for a hamburger and you put cheese on it when I didn't ask you to, you phail at taking orders.

phail by Maurice D. Guillory December 3, 2006

Phaile 

When you Fail so epicly that even the word PHALE does not suit. This is the type of "Failing" the Jews did some 50 years ago. You can not "Fail" any more than this word. This is the supreme cock gobbler of all things "Fail". Epic Phaile, is quite possibly unstoppable. Chuck Norris shat brix when he saw Epic Phaile.

dude1: Haha I made that guy look so gay.
dude2: What did you do?
dude1: I stuck his cock in my mouth and took a picture. Posted that shit on facebook.
dude2: uh...
dude1: Haha yeah he's so a fag now.
dude3: Oh Mah God, You fucking -
Chuck Norris: <interrupting, because he can> Epic Phaile!
dude1: he's still gay right?

Phaile by MEOMGMEMEME October 16, 2008

phils mum 

It is an urban of street term of saying cheap whore. it is used as an offensieve term and widley used throughout the uk.

e.g, Wow where have u been? down the sewer! you smell like phils mum!

phils mum by Robin Johns May 13, 2006

Philslamic 

Person who has devoted his life to Phil and his many teachings.

I have converted to the Philslamic beliefs.

Philslamic by Man of Hate February 21, 2003