Penguins Of Madagascar 

Elite body agents who live in a zoo. They are tasked with preventing havoc in the world, some notable examples are by preventing Donald Trump from using the N-word, preventing the 2nd 9/11 and saving Barrack Obama
By morning they are "cute and friendly penguins" but by night they're on a secret mission to infilntrate their arch-nemises and save the world and protect the n word pass.

The group consists of...
Skipper: The leader who tasks the team with top-secret military-grade missions

Private: The cude and cuddley penguin who is used as a decoy to fool their arch-nemises
Kowalski: The super-intelligent Penguin who gives the analysis whenever Skipper asks for it, his intelligence exceeds the intelligence of the CIA
Rico: The dude who provides military-class weapons to the team or anything else, i mean, he throws it up so who knows what it will be?

Example of a day in the office for The Penguins of Madagascar
During day
Penguins: *waving*
Woman: Aww, those penguins are so cute
Man: i know right!, They look so harmless and cuddly

At night
Skipper: Ok team, our new mission: Infiltrate Donald trump and secure the N-word pass, KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS. RICO, TRACKER. PRIVATE, Be private!

Penguins Of Madagascar by AverageLawAbidingCitizen April 27, 2019

Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) 

Private was the lead mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy, but not limited to only him. He also committed systematic mass genocide in Auschwitz and was the lead commander of the 1st SS Panzer Division (Hitler's Personal Guard). He is the #1 wanted on the FBI watch list and has a bounty of around 150 million dollars .He also committed various war crimes in Northern Afghanistan during his 33rd deployment with Delta Force. These war crimes include:

1. Systematic mass genocide
2. Using chemical and biological weapons
3. Murdering more than 50,000 innocent civilians
4. Inhumane experiments on civilians
5. Use of napalm when not needed
6. Using weaponized small pox
7. Handing out "water" to civilians (it was full of Ebola cells)
8. Executing POW's
9. Assassinating military leaders
And 10. Extracting fluids from the human body, thus creating robots

Person 1: Hey, you know Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)?
Person 2: Yeah, the terrorist?
Person 1: Yes.

Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020

two penguins in a suit 

Often confused with two chickens in some pants, it is in fact two penguins- Topsy and Bertram- in a suit, also known as (aka) the mod Avid Spark

Gamer 1: What's up with that mod?
Gamer 2: He's two penguins in a suit.
Gamer 1: Oh, that explains it.

two penguins in a suit by Notintoracism December 20, 2010

penguins freezing in antartica 

The appropriate response to when someone takes off a jacket, sweater, etc. even though it is really cold either to display how "tough" they are or because they feel no cold. Especially when you are freezing yourself

Debrickashaw: Ahhh its not that cold
'Xebole: Dude its like 20 degrees outside and all i have is this vest
Debrickashaw: Stop being such a wimp <takes off coat>
'Xebole: what the hell, there are penguins freezing in antartica

penguins freezing in antartica by Felippe Boom-Boom LeBlanc January 12, 2011

penguinization

The process where we lose our ability to preform certain skills because of an over reliance of tools that we have created. e.g. calculators, computers, iTouch, etc. This happened when penguins stopped flying and they lost the ability to fly after a certain amount of time that had passed.

We were once able to add numbers visually at great speed, but have lost the ability due to the introduction of calculators is an example of penguinization. Cell phones with speed dial is another example of no longer remembering anyone's phone number because we access numbers electronically rather than relying on our memory.

penguinization by Icchok January 28, 2010

Penguinitis 

A bizarre condition in where once nibbled on by a penguin, they develop a "love" towards them, and can't stop thinking about them, this mythical disease is believed to made Linus, the creator of Linux, pick a penguin as a mascot for his newly made operating system

Oh god, I got penguinitis!

Penguinitis by Sir Terry December 30, 2012

Penguini 

blackened pasta dish originating from the northern-most region of Italy served ice cold

I had to travel 200 kilometers to Ristorante Folgaria in the mountains just so I could order the penguini. It was delizioso!

Penguini by joff leff March 14, 2015