4 definitions by AverageLawAbidingCitizen
Made from 1951, it is every Arab teenager's wet dream. Owning a land cruiser is not just owning a truck with 8 seats, or a 4x4 with a pimped-up body. It is much more than that. This car is built to last anything, no wonder why ISIS uses them. Collisions? got em. Explosions? got em. Nukes?, ehh, not yet tried but if its a land cruiser, you know it can survive it.
"If you want to go out to the outback, go in a Range Rover, if you want to return, go in a Land Cruiser"
-Every intellectual Australian
A true beast, it has Jeeps for breakfast, Nissan Patrols for Lunch, and Range Rovers for dinner, not to mention Ford Expeditions for dessert.
"If you want to go out to the outback, go in a Range Rover, if you want to return, go in a Land Cruiser"
-Every intellectual Australian
A true beast, it has Jeeps for breakfast, Nissan Patrols for Lunch, and Range Rovers for dinner, not to mention Ford Expeditions for dessert.
Person #1: "Yo, I just got a Land Cruiser!, can't wait to take this baby out for a run"
Person #2: "Are you retarded?, Jeeps and Range Rovers can beat its ass!"
Person #1: "*Shows montage of Land cruisers being blown up and still surviving without a scratch*"
Person #2: "You know what, ima be back, gonna sell my Jeep to get a Land Cruiser."
Person #2: "Are you retarded?, Jeeps and Range Rovers can beat its ass!"
Person #1: "*Shows montage of Land cruisers being blown up and still surviving without a scratch*"
Person #2: "You know what, ima be back, gonna sell my Jeep to get a Land Cruiser."
by AverageLawAbidingCitizen April 27, 2019
One of the types of units used to measure the degree of mass genocides. The typical conversion is 1 Stalin = 18,000,000 deaths
Alongside Stalins, a unit known as hitlers are also used to measure 3,000,000 deaths
This means 1 Stalin is equals to 3 hitlers and vice versa
Alongside Stalins, a unit known as hitlers are also used to measure 3,000,000 deaths
This means 1 Stalin is equals to 3 hitlers and vice versa
Alongside Stalins, a unit known as hitlers are also used to measure 3,000,000 deaths
This means 1 Stalin is equals to 3 hitlers and vice versa
This means 1 Stalin is equals to 3 hitlers and vice versa
by AverageLawAbidingCitizen November 9, 2018
Literally the Muslim version of Martin Luther King Jr.
Just like him, he protested for civil rights
Just like him, he was assassinated
Just like him, he was of African-American descent
Just like him, he protested for civil rights
Just like him, he was assassinated
Just like him, he was of African-American descent
Person 1: Who was Malcolm X?
Person 2: He was like Martin Luther King Jr., but as a Muslim, he had a similar goal and will be remembered as one of America's greatest people who fought for civil rights but were killed in the process
Person 2: He was like Martin Luther King Jr., but as a Muslim, he had a similar goal and will be remembered as one of America's greatest people who fought for civil rights but were killed in the process
by AverageLawAbidingCitizen March 24, 2019
Elite body agents who live in a zoo. They are tasked with preventing havoc in the world, some notable examples are by preventing Donald Trump from using the N-word, preventing the 2nd 9/11 and saving Barrack Obama
By morning they are "cute and friendly penguins" but by night they're on a secret mission to infilntrate their arch-nemises and save the world and protect the n word pass.
The group consists of...
Skipper: The leader who tasks the team with top-secret military-grade missions
Private: The cude and cuddley penguin who is used as a decoy to fool their arch-nemises
Kowalski: The super-intelligent Penguin who gives the analysis whenever Skipper asks for it, his intelligence exceeds the intelligence of the CIA
Rico: The dude who provides military-class weapons to the team or anything else, i mean, he throws it up so who knows what it will be?
By morning they are "cute and friendly penguins" but by night they're on a secret mission to infilntrate their arch-nemises and save the world and protect the n word pass.
The group consists of...
Skipper: The leader who tasks the team with top-secret military-grade missions
Private: The cude and cuddley penguin who is used as a decoy to fool their arch-nemises
Kowalski: The super-intelligent Penguin who gives the analysis whenever Skipper asks for it, his intelligence exceeds the intelligence of the CIA
Rico: The dude who provides military-class weapons to the team or anything else, i mean, he throws it up so who knows what it will be?
Example of a day in the office for The Penguins of Madagascar
During day
Penguins: *waving*
Woman: Aww, those penguins are so cute
Man: i know right!, They look so harmless and cuddly
At night
Skipper: Ok team, our new mission: Infiltrate Donald trump and secure the N-word pass, KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS. RICO, TRACKER. PRIVATE, Be private!
During day
Penguins: *waving*
Woman: Aww, those penguins are so cute
Man: i know right!, They look so harmless and cuddly
At night
Skipper: Ok team, our new mission: Infiltrate Donald trump and secure the N-word pass, KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS. RICO, TRACKER. PRIVATE, Be private!
by AverageLawAbidingCitizen April 27, 2019