I live 3 minutes from this town. I go to school in this town. Here is my definition:
A town where you are labled into three categories: A freak, a fag, or, yes, alot people dress like wiggers. Most people here are emo and punk fags who do nothing but listen to Taking Back Sunday, or are total wiggers, and listen to nothing but rap.
"Holy shit, Parsippany is a whack town full of posers."
by Alarice April 9, 2005
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Parsippany consist of lake hiawatha, lake parsippany. Its over populated because European Indians have migrated to this town from their country to work in local tech business.

The town consist of Caucasians and minorities which arnt welcoming to the Eurpean Indians because they lack communication with one another.

town lacks to support local Americans and renovate current schools and extend school transportations due to over population of families moving in the town has lacked updates but was willing to build a hindu temple without updating christian and catholic churches and updating all schools of the overpopulation.

There are alot of alcoholic in this town. Police are helpful and do their job. Only complaint of police is if your african American or hispanic you will get a ticket on knoll rd or lake shore drive.
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Parsippany is overpopulated town in morriscounty with 40%alcoholic and drug addicts 40% European indians
by Honesty411 July 27, 2020
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Parsippany or P-town is a municipality in Morris County, one of the wealthiest counties in the US. Contrary to public opinion, it is not the ghetto of Morris County as many claim it is; that would be Dover. I grew up and went to school here and I can say with confidence that my teachers have taught and prepared me well for college and life. My alma mater (PHHS) might not have had the highest average SAT scores but it did have dedicated teachers who never ceased to challenge me and who have helped mold me into the person I am today. And o yea, PHHS Acadec team owns.
Person: Hahahaha. You live in P-town? Parsippany is soooo ghetto.
Parsippany resident: Well actually there isn't widespread poverty or crime. I have no idea what you're talking about.
by thatguywashere September 1, 2005
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The poorest municipality in Morris county. It is overcrowded, busy, and has too many office complexes. It also has many apartment communities in bad need of repair such as Lake Hiawatha.
The communities that surround Parsippany are far nicer places to live.
by Segaman0986 February 25, 2005
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Lake Parsippany AKA LP is its own town within in a town. It follows its own set of rules, enforced by B.O.T., The Boys of Troy.
The place to be is Lake Parsippany!
by Dan Fisher April 19, 2005
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The crappiest high school ever. Located in Parsippany, New Jersey alongside lake hiawatha. This high school is full of pot heads, crackheads, cocksuckers,sluts, INDIANS, and stupid gullible hall monitors known as double O and Miss B. This school is very cheap and cannot afford actual heating, even though there are large heaters in every classroom, they always blow out cold air in the winter. The ceilings all leak even when it doesn't rain, and today one fell upon Jakearchambault. Our school has the cutest mice ever that run through the hallways. Save The Elephants!!! Cock
"Heyy! how was school today?"
"School way gay."
"chyeah bro, lets stick a pencil in the ceiling."
"YESSS!!!!!!"
"then later we can go to the path and get high!"
"word. Bro."
"I love going to Parsippany high school."
by Mike Gatto April 29, 2008
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A school where you can curse at a teacher, disrespect any one in the building, or do practically anything that shouldn't be allowed and your punishment will be spending the period in the office, if anything at all. However, you can get I.S.S. for breathing to heavy or not bringing a textbook to class. It is full of minorities (Mostly Indians) and Wiggers. Only 30% of students don't abuse a drug, and thats not including alcohol. The lunch ladies scream and beat each other, and teachers constantly threaten each other. Our vala dictorian is going to Georgetown. yes, Georgetown.
Wigger: You bro u got the dope?
Teacher: I heard that...
Wigger: Fuck off, Miss Bitch
Taacher: OK, as you were.
Indian: I love Parsippany High School, I get A with curry in my eyes!
by normalwhitekid May 24, 2013
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