Noun: A lie, an exaggeration, or "bullshit."
Iraq tried to obtain enriched uranium from Niger? What a pantload.
by notarealdoctor January 18, 2004
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The greatest word in the English language ever conceived. To be used at least ten times a day.
Man! Jimmy sure left a rank pantload in his trousers.
by Auddwaggin September 8, 2004
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A boat captain with an unusually large ass, ussually found in the wheelhouse with his feet on the dash and demanding homosexual favors
This sucks, Pantload is driving tonight which means I am going to have to do everything
by BostonBySea January 13, 2006
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An unfortunate circumstance of involuntarily filling ones trousers with seminal fluid. Often leads to feelings of shame and inadequacy.
When I fucking owned derek on a network video game, I got a severe pantload!
by Giner December 24, 2003
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Common liberal-blog nickname for "Liberal Fascism" author Jonah Goldberg. Coined May 2004 by norbizness of norbizness.com.
"Some people seem to think we hate Jonah Goldberg.

Nothing could be farther from the truth. First of all, the Doughy Pantload has given us hundreds of hours of entertainment; in his official role as Village Idiot of the Internet, he never ceases to amuse us with his falling off of walls, tumbling into ditches, and trying to come up with smart things to say when he’d really rather be at home watching Deep Space Nine DVDs."

-Mister Leonard Pierce of sadlyno.com
by Alex Eschate August 14, 2008
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Moniker given to National Review columnist Jonah Goldberg by the left-wing blogosphere.
Have you checked out Doughy Pantload's book, Liberal Fascism? What a pile of shit.
by odds_fish August 27, 2008
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