v.) To spank a male or transitioning male on the penis.

Please Note: occasionally causes unexpected drips of pee, blood, or semen if hit too hard or in the right place at the right time OR by the right person.
You have been a very bad boy Thomas! Pull your pants down and face me so I can pank you with my leather belt!

Sorry Dr. Dave, but my wife and I were playing around in bed & she panked me a few times, causing me to have my meriod (male period).
by takesumcake jones May 26, 2015
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Verb: The act of wanking while releasing your bowels
Ross: Why were you so long in the toilet?
Pete: Oh sorry, I was having a pank...
by thebiggerwhoreface May 26, 2009
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A pussy ass bitch.

Someone who doesn't do what you want them to do making them really fucking gay.

Stupid person who refuses to agree with you.
Bro stoped being such a fucking pank and lets go !

Pass me the peanut butter but DON'T PUT YOUR CHODE IN IT YOU FCKING PUSSY ASS PANK.
by Luis the Wise January 21, 2008
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Pank is a state of being. Sort of mood that can describe nearly anything in context, and will become that context.

It was derived from the word 'Pancake' and has since been used to describe feeling flat, one dimensional as well as using it to describe a person.
"Don't be such a pank, Jordi."
"Wow, I'm feeling kinda pank, know?"
"Did you see him? He was so pank!"
by lusiiii April 11, 2018
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