P.D.N.S. 

Abbreviation for "Punctuation Does Not Speak!" Can be used while on AOL Instant Messenger if one tried to use a question mark to express confussedness, or using elipses for something one does not understand.

Screen Name 1:dude the party last night was so awesome!!

Screen Name 2:...

Screen Name 1:what the heck are you trying to say?!?!? P.D.N.S!!

P.D.N.S. is a way to express misunderstanding of a person.

P.D.N.S. by Mackenzie-the amazing September 2, 2006

L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O. 

Laughing So Hard To The Point Where No Sound Comes Out.

jack: dude my mom just fell down both flights of stairs
jill: L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O.!!!

L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O. by kayham March 6, 2011

P.N.B.S. 

Positive New Box Sorte.

Dude that was totally P.N.B.S.

P.N.B.S. by Brent Kl August 19, 2006

P.A.N.S

Pussy Ass Nigga Syndrome, when someones too scared to fight, defend themselves, or stand on business

Derek was cowering after getting jumped by just one guy, he got P.A.N.S

P.A.N.S by mart60 November 15, 2025

P.A.N. B.A.N.s 

Weak men trying to act tough or "hard". It's short for Punk Ass Niggas and Bitch Ass Niggas

A gang of P.A.N. B.A.N.s came up on me at the basketball gym last Friday...

P.A.N. B.A.N.s by Las Vegas Ninja October 16, 2023

P.E.N.I.S. 

P.E.N.I.S. - Post Ejaculatory Non-Interest Syndrome.

The post-coital complete lack of interest in the female companion that engulfs the majority of males as soon as their female conquest has brought them to climax

Girl: That was amazing, I love you so much.

(Silence)

Girl: Have you fallen asleep already?

Boy: Nope, just got a bit of P.E.N.I.S. Don't worry about it.

P.E.N.I.S. by dangerrouse August 1, 2010

P.E.N.I.S. 

Slang for a vape. "Portable Electronic Nicotine Inhalation System"

Tim sits at his desk sucking that P.E.N.I.S. all day!

P.E.N.I.S. by internetfreerider April 27, 2020