No Hetero

No hetero is what you say to a friend of the opposite gender in place of "no homo"

John: wouldn't it be funny if we had sex lol
Jane: lol yeah no hetero

by SexHaver212 March 13, 2018

No Hetero

After some one says " no Homo" you say " no hetero" to be funny, because you're not really gay.

Dan: " Man just stick it in. No homo"

Mike: " no Hetero"

Dan: walks out*

by the_lifeguard November 16, 2010

not hetero

Phrase used to describe something which is not heterosexual, it would literally be applied toward homosexuality. It is, however, more often applied pejoratively to negative situations, being used in place of gay when saying that something is lame or stupid.

Dude, you ate all of my donuts? That is so not hetero.

Seriously, guys, you need to stop talking about how often you watch America's Next Top Model. It's not hetero.

When Jess and Steve sit together on the bench with their arms around each other, I want to say it's seriously not hetero, but I know they're straight.

by Talmanes December 2, 2006

No hetero

When a gay person says something straight but the gay person doesn't want to give off a straight impression because he/she is not straight.

Ggay dude: You are a good looking girl No Hetero
Girl: Are you gay?
Gay dude: Yes that is why I said no hetero.

by Gozzy August 5, 2008

hetero

someone that experiences sexual and/or romantic attraction to the opposite sex.

Is Lucy hetero if she's also ace?
Yes, because shes strictly romantically attracted to men.

by onisionsmellslikehotdogwater April 4, 2020

no hetero

A phrase used, in jest, to cancel an inadvertently made, ambiguously heterosexual statement.

Some guy: Her ass is mine. No hetero!

by Curious December 4, 2006

hetero

male who loves the pussy.
abreviation of the word heterosexual.

My mo friend hit on that hetero over there.

by J-Dizzle August 19, 2003