nitwit

a person who apparently has no inkling as to what they should be doing.

Look at Susie, she's a fuckin nitwit!

by Cbutler January 24, 2004

nitwit

A dumb person who won't stop sending happy puppies to everyone.

Colleen Camerooon is a nitwit barnacle head cause she spammed happy puppies to me.

by Collcollxo December 31, 2018

Nitwit

A fucktard villager in minecraft that can never get a job and cant breed

Barce4Life88:Hey i see a green villager im gonna trade with it
Whackingdom:That's a nitwit kill that piece of shit!

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 17, 2019

Nitwit

Some one who tries to have a battle of wits over nitpicking $#!+

Onetimer is a nitwit

by RPHI October 20, 2008

nitwit

Someone who lacks the ability to figure out how to use the social networking website "twitter".

He has been at twitter for hours, and the nitwit hasn't gotten past the profile page!

by crazypinkrose July 22, 2010

No Nut Nitwit

A cocky bastard that uses those shitty cheap ass "Nut Passes" during No Nut November. The guy might even download the image so he can reuse it and continue to jerk his dick like a tire pump and say he won something. This guy probably cries when he doesnt get a participation trophy.

Bruce: Carter has already jerked off 13 times, and its only November 4th!
Adam: What a fat shit, I heard he uses nut passes as an excuse to reproduce with his hand!
Bruce: What a No Nut Nitwit, I bet his hand smells like crusty socks and expired milk!

by Ocide November 4, 2022

stir-fried nitwit

a manipulative, bald-faced hypocrite; douchebag

Although Norm graduated from Stanford, he's just a manipulative, stir-fried nitwit.

by Miguel Valdez October 14, 2007