Neocons are all imbecilic, aging, wheezing syphilitic pathological creeps, dirty old men that smoke Cuban cigars and go on child sex slave vacations in third world nations while on oxycontin between snorting viagra and having secret affairs with gay sex workers. When they're not spouting homophobic bullshit or writing breathlessly idiotic, fact free columns in major newspapers, clinking crystal tumblers brimming with $38,000 a bottle bourbon with the Skull and Bones / AEI classmates at grand elite socials, getting drunk and shooting people in the face, brazenly granting trillion dollar contracts to their former companies, raping teenaged boys in Texas Prisons, chronically sexually harrassing their female employees, putting on diapers and paying dominatrixes to indulge their banal submissive fantasies: they're out doing what they do best: ravaging the life savings of thousands of people and committing genocide. All this while being ardently fawned over by the liberal media. These revolting sub-human colostomatic shitbags of filth and perversion should all be in GITMO right now receiving sex changes from Cuban doctors, only to spend the rest of their lives as a drag show touring Iran & Afghanistan.
That neocon needs a new think tank gig!
by Tim65 October 28, 2008
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A self-hating international communist. Neocons found it more convenient to hijack a conservative party because their message of socialized militarism didn’t sit well with the liberal Left.
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Neoconservative; a socially-conservative socialist. The opposite of a libertarian. Many neocons tout militarism as their single issue.
The neocons planned Operation Iraqi Freedumb.
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Neoconservative; a misnomer for the American Neo-Stalinist movement (aka the Neo-Republican LeftRight).

Supposedly Neocons are socialists and leftists that “crossed the aisle” to the Right. However, in reality they remain somewhere in the middle, and off to the evil side. Neocons are evil in a way that only those who believe in the physical reality of devil can really understand. Most Neocons are mentally-ill velociraptors, Ivy-League psychopaths, or sheltered bourgeois, who are not so much stupid as naïve, insane, and delusional. The Neoconservative movement is a figure of hatred for both the traditional individualist Right and their former comrades on the Old Left.

Like true communists, Neocons believe the tax-paying public are obligated to spend their lives working to fund the testing of their evilly-retarded military theories. Unlike other communists, however, they don’t give a shit whether their comrades have shelter, medical care, or any of the other basic necessities of life, and fanatically endorse socialized militarism at the expense of real public needs.

The Neocon’s idea of war is like the virgin’s idea of sex. Neocons are utterly, totally, and completely ignorant of war and the military. No Neocon has ever served in the military, and veterans are categorically excluded from being called a Neocon. Neocons used their wealth and privilege to avoid their generation’s war, yet feel they are qualified experts on the subject. Other than Powell, there was not 5 minutes of actual military experience in the entire Bush administration, which predictably resulted in the dumbest military maneuver since the Maginot Line (Operation Iraqi Freedumb).

The only achievement of the Neoconservative movement has been to render the term conservative meaningless. Neocons have looted the American treasury like a mob of criminally insane communists on methamphetamine, and yet still claim to be conservatives. Only a fool or a whore could consider Neocons to be actual conservatives
If you’re an Iraqi Freedumb supporter, but don’t know your arse from your tits when it comes to war or fighting, you might be a Neocon.
by Neocon Hater April 27, 2008
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The only kind of Republican that can justifiably be a called a nazi.
Thanks to the Neocons, Godwin's Law is now obsolete.
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Quite possibly one of the lowest forms of life around. A collection of no good, low life, lying, rotten, four flushing, inbred sacks of wind and horseshit.
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Despite the name, neocons are neither new nor conservative. Neocons favor globalization, upper-class tax cuts to bankrupt the government, taxing only earned income, teaching that masturbation can cause pregnancy, banning gay marriage, ruling the world, and election systems which don't have a paper trail. Don't try to converse with neocons; they take any sort of criticism as censorship, and will often resort Serdar Argic-style debate tactics.
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by Xyzzy January 10, 2005
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