Nebraska...A state where the question is commonly asked, what in the world is there to do there and has more than a million answers...Small town fun is best...Everything from County Fairs, Late nights at the Bars, Watching College Football, or some of the best little league baseball games in the midwest...There is never a dull moment despite what you may think...How many places can you drive through and have to worry about hitting a cow in the middle of the road? How many states can you do 100 down the highway and pass a state trooper and not get pulled over...Where are their tractors fast enough to pass you? Being from Nebraska means that you wonder why other states bother raising beef...you can tell the difference between sweet corn and field corn while it's still in the stalk...Every conversation starts with "sure has been dry this year..." You can tell where everyone is from just by the first two numbers on their license plate and you know every county... When the tornado sirens go off, you head to the roof to get a better look...Everyone knows you by your first name, including every cop...you know that the 4th of July means the biggest party ever...Everyone in your family has a handle on the CB radio...And that's what Nebraska is all about...And oh ya, i didnt mention football...
by Fussy September 29, 2005
The best damn state in the land. Yeah theres a lot of corn and a lot of cows but we got the Huskers, we also have omaha which is a pretty cool city in the eastern part of the state. The eastern half of the state is a lot like Iowa with lots of hills and cornfields. The middle of the state is totally flat and mostly has irrigated corn and soy beans, as well as the sandhills, which are huge ass hills where cattle graze, the southwest of the state is mostly for wheat growing, and the western edge of the state looks a lot like wyoming with lots of buttes and such. Overall its not as bad as people think, nice people,nice places to visit
by BennyP October 29, 2007
The best state in the USA. So much fun to live in, there's always something to do. You may see people who say Nebraska is a horrible state to live in and it's nothing more than a bunch of hillbillies and corn, they're wrong. Iowa has more corn than Nebraska, so if you want to talk shit, you better know what you're talking about. People in Nebraska LOVE football. Nebraska Cornhuskers are wayyy better than Missourri's shit team and Chase Daniel (The crybaby who said, "Nebraska players spit on me." Like a little bitch and picks his nose and eats it..) 5 National titles and counting.
Bill: God, I hate driving through Nebraska..
John: Why?
Bill: It sucks and there's nothing there but corn.
John: (Punches in face) Go there and say that, then see what happens..
John: Why?
Bill: It sucks and there's nothing there but corn.
John: (Punches in face) Go there and say that, then see what happens..
by GoBigRed April 20, 2009
the place where God himself decided to give the Nebraskans the best sun rises and sets to make up for the crazy-ass weather.
Gotta love Nebraska
by brynwuzheer March 23, 2017
Nebraska is the only bisexual state in the United States. It always goes both ways during election time. Nebraska is the only state that allows for a split in the electoral vote. Since 1991, two of Nebraska's five electoral votes are awarded based on the winner of the statewide election while the other three go to the highest vote-getter in each of the state's three congressional districts. This fact was later embraced by Nebraska in a tourism slogan that said, "Nebraska, We Go Both Ways."
by CambridgeBayWeather November 21, 2006
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by Altoecko July 5, 2006
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