Mustache

Saying mustache is another way to refer to the hair on a females privates.

“Yo, I gave my girl h**d and she had a whole mustache”

by This is not ok August 31, 2020

Mustache

Music industry dickhead with no mind of their own, who only sprouts obvious statements to impress.

The mustache said if we sold as many records as Britney Spears we would be as successful"

At the meeting the mustache told the band that a gold record was proof of lots of sales.

If the singer was as big a star as Beyonce, then the mustache said he could get more shows for her.

by John Durr August 19, 2008

Mustache

A fuzzy caterpillar type thing, that grows on your upper lip, but also takes over your mind and makes you delusional, causing the wearer of said fuzzy caterpillar to think it looks good. It almost never looks good.

Damn bro, look at that assholes, shitty mustache.

by [e-mail] June 11, 2019

mustacheer

a fellow (or a gal) sporting a respectable mustache.

Stalin was quite the mustacheer back in his days.

I'd totally go out with her hadn't she been such a mustacheer

by evyatron March 21, 2011

mustache

A section of facial hair located above the lips. A popular style ith adolescents. Also called a "stache"

Bob: Hey, like my mustache?
Bob2: no.

by scy1192 March 19, 2008

Mustaches

not honest; bull-shit; someone disposed to lie, cheat, or steal; not worthy of trust or belief.

Him: "I swear I didn't sleep with her, baby!"
Her: "You're so mustaches!"

"You know that kid Rick? He's such a f***ing mustache."

by Isabella Hunter March 19, 2009

mustache

A woman that a homosexual man marries or dates to disguise the fact that he is in fact a homosexual.

Andy : Hey Matt, did you see that chick Evan was making out with last night?
Matt : Yeah. What's up with that, yo?
Duncan : Mustache.
Andy : Oh.
Matt : On.

by notpip December 28, 2005